selinas:

Happy Halloween! 🎃

(via n-j-transit)



pointnclick:

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win


paprikavaseline:

a hundred tiny daydreams about you

(via spongebobssquarepants)


strawberriglitter:

strawberriglitter:

why are the orbeez screaming sdkfskldfl

knife: *is hot*

the orbeez:

image

(via spongebobssquarepants)


ukulelee-screamo:

and my heart will forever remember this goodbye (video creds)


australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

(via bubbles)


godpenis:

I’m crying I think I want a sloth now

(via bubbles)


Places where reality is a bit altered:

coolpepcat:

genesisdoes:

ghostfiish:

reveille413:

tootsie-roll-frankenstein:

• any target
• churches in texas
• abandoned 7/11’s
• your bedroom at 5 am
• hospitals at midnight
• warehouses that smell like dust
• lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore
• empty parking lots
• ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods
• rooftops in the early morning
• inside a dark cabinet

  • playgrounds at night
  • rest stops on highways
  • deep in the mountains

  • early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
  • trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
  • schools during breaks
  • those little beaches right next to ferry docks
  • bowling alleys
  • unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips
  • your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
  • laundromats at midnight

what the fuck

(via spaghettimama)